Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Breaking news from ABC TV!!!

A bulletin, bulletin, bulletin, bulletin, bulletin! Breaking news from ABC!

It's time to stop the check writing in Minnesota. A coal mine in central Utah just collapsed, or earlier today after a 4.0 magnitude earthquake, trapping six miners inside.

The infrastructure is going to hell under the Bush administration. My God, mines can't even handle a 4.0 earthquake! What's happening to this country? What do they think we are, Russia? China?

What do you mean, "Why are we mining coal?"
That's a good question.

Here's your answer:
It's a clandestine Bush project, obviously, mining coal to pollute the planet, destroy our climate.

'nuff said.

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