Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Because It's All About Him


If John Kerry were president, peace would magically descend on the Middle East:

U.S. Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., who was in town Sunday [...], took time to take a jab at the Bush administration for its lack of leadership in the Israeli-Lebanon conflict.

"If I was president, this wouldn't have happened," said Kerry [...]

Sure. Simply by being inside the Oval Office for an extended period of time, the mere presence of John Kerry's superior intellect would bring about a peace that had eluded the region for generations.

I'm surprised Kerry's ego hasn't yet acquired enough mass to become visible to the naked eye.

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